Happy Saturday! If you’re all kinds of hungover and the whiff of anything rank makes you want to hurl out the lining of your stomach, then you better cover your walls and floors with plastic before listening to a grizzled relic from the 1950s shit out some racist crap, because it will make you want to projectile barf.
Donald Sterling, who looks like Mickey Rourke’s dick after a botched circumcision (no disrespect to Mickey Rourke’s dick and botched circumcisions), is the 80-something-year-old billionaire owner of the LA Clippers basketball team and he’s known for being a deep fried rectum full of potent racist shit. Donald’s racist fuckery goes way back and he’s been known to freely spit out the n-word and the Justice Department sued him twice, once in 2005 and once in 2009, for refusing to rent apartments in his buildings to black people, Hispanics and Koreans. This charbroiled piece of trash has also been known to bring women into the Clippers locker room while the players were showering and say, “Look at those beautiful black bodies.” He’s basically the reincarnation of Michael Fassbender’s character from Twelve Years A Slave. This asshole has also been hit with sexual harassment lawsuits. The list of messy shit he’s done and said goes on and on and on and even Paula Deen would call him a racist anus lip. Deadspin has a complete list of all of the crap the KKK’s future lifetime achievement winner has said and did. And you can add another dingle to that list.
Last night, TMZ posted audio that Donald’s girlfriend V. Stiviano, who is Mexican and black, recorded of him telling her to not post pictures of her posing with black people on Instagram and to not bring black people to Clippers games. The argument started because V took a picture with Magic Johnson and posted it on Instagram. V secretly recorded the conversation and it’s over 9 minutes of Donald Sterling mouth shitting out ugly crap about how he doesn’t like her letting everyone know that she “associates” with black people and he tells her that she can fuck black guys, but she can’t bring any to his games. He also tells her to not bring Magic Johnson to any Clippers games.
Donald Sterling’s estranged wife, Shelly, is suing V for fucking her husband.
Magic Johnson called this mess a “shame” and said that he will never go to a Clippers game as long as that chewed-up piece of racist gristle is the owner. The NBA only said that Donald’s ugly words were “disturbing” and “offensive.”
We could all probably write 5,000 words about how Donald Sterling is as disgusting and ugly as a corn stuck in a wet turd and how V. Stiviano should be inducted into the Gold Digging Hall of Shame for wanting a regular allowance so badly that she’s willing to bone a racist who hates her people, but why sprain our fingers when we could let Snoop Dogg speak for us. Snoop Dogg said it best with this eloquent statement:
And I won’t comment on that red fur coat. Not today.