Detective Courtney Love Cracks Another Case

March 19, 2014 / Posted by:

Who knew that generic brand Adderall bought online from Thailand mixed with battery acid (booze doesn’t work on her anymore) strengthens your ability to burn. Because when Daniel Tosh made fun of Detective Courtney Love for solving the mystery of the missing Malaysian Airlines plane with nothing but a laptop, a bag full of illegally bought prescription pills and a dream, she smacked him back with that beautiful burn. Detective Courtney Love solved two cases in one week! Rust Cohle ain’t shit. Now Detective Courtney can use her amazing detective skills to finally recover the hundreds of millions of dollars of Kurt Cobain’s money that was stolen. (SPOILER ALERT: The Yellow King is to blame and by “The Yellow King” I mean the peanut butter meth she smoked up years ago.)

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