Behold! A Time-Traveler From The Summer of 2012!

It feels like just yesterday that every girl under 30 was locking themselves in the bathroom with their boyfriend’s ball hair trimmer, listening to Call Me Maybe on repeat as they haphazardly shaved off half their hair (and immediately regretting their decision once they realized they look like Dr. Kimberly Shaw from Melrose Place). Apparently Game of Thrones actress Natalie Dormer didn’t get the memo that shaved heads died last year alongside #YOLO, because she showed up to the SAG Awards last night looking like a bad-attitude suburban preteen-bot from Blade Runner. And that says nothing of the stapled-on ‘sleeves’ on her dress; that’s the kind of shit you do when you’re a dumb 17-year-old going to art school prom. “OMG I’m going to spray paint the bag these clementines came in and glue them to my dress because YOU CAN’T SILENCE MY CREATIVITY!!”

Here’s more of Natalie Dormer being as bad as she wanna be while looking like the poor man’s Miley (and that’s already the poor man’s everything) along with hot oldies Rita Moreno (who won a Lifetime Achievement Award) Helen Mirren (who won for Phil Spector) and Emma Thompson, Jennifer Lawrence – who I promise I won’t say anything mean about (even though those damn faces she’s making are begging me to), Our Lady of Bow Down, Bitches Lupita Nyong’o, Kaley Glen Coco (wearing her backup wedding dress), Julia Roberts IN A PANTSUIT, those Modern Family hos, OPRAH, Mimi (who was ROBBED of a Razzie nomination for her performance in Lee Daniel’s The Butler) and many more! Because – for real – they invite anyone who’s ever been near a television or an AMC theatre to the SAG Awards (I’m looking at you, Pauley Perrette).

(Pics via Splash, Wenn)