Kate Winslet Would Like You To Save Your Judgment For Miley

January 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Kate Winslet just got done sticking her pinky out and politely telling the world they don’t fucking know her life in an interview with Glamour UK . To give the CliffsNotes version, she said that nobody has the right to comment on anybody else’s choices after her ass got raked over the coals by the pearl clutching sector for having three kids by three different men. Kate must have pushed out some brain cells along with her last baby and forgot she said that, because HuffPo is reporting that Kate did an interview with Psychologies magazine (via The Independent) where she threw Miley Cyrus under the bus.

I mean, you think about someone like Miley Cyrus, and I said to my daughter the other day, ‘I’m this close to opening my mouth about what’s going on with that girl.’ Who is actually saying, ‘Stop for a second. What do you want, who are you?‘”

What rock Kate has been living under? Everybody and their Sinead O’Connor has been saying that shit to Miley and she has made it abundantly clear she will do whatever the fuck she wants. She’s gonna rub her flat ass on anything that will stand still, taste the wafting scent of her own fuckery in the air with that diseased tongue and make people cringe just to see how far the ripple effect will go because that’s who Miley has decided she is.

On one hand, I’m throwing Country Bear Jamboree’s mom some side-eye and a hand signal to stay in her own lane because of the “don’t judge me, judge her!” angle. On the other, I don’t disagree with Kate but it’s only because I’m clinging to the slim hope that Billy Ray will take a moment out of his busy VO5 hot oil treatment schedule to come get Miley before Noah gets tossed on stage next to her and there’s two of them to deal with.

(Pics: Splash)

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