To me, Miley Cyrus is about as punk rock as a pink rhinestone clip-on belly ring from Claire’s. But to Miley Cyrus, she’s really fucking punk rock and if you listen to her songs, you should go ahead and tattoo the anarchy sign on your twerkin’ cheeks, because you’re super hardcore. Miley has the #2 album in the country and has a song in the Top 10, but in that moonshine and weed smoke-filled chipmunk head of hers, she thinks that she’s not on top and is so punk rock. These words of delusion slid off of Miley’s lizard tongue during an interview with Cosmo:
“Everything is so chaotic and crazy right now and it’s so much all at once, but I’m living for it. I’m just having the best time ever and everything’s falling into place like it’s supposed to. Even people who want to hate on me, they can’t even shut down the fact that I’m literally what everyone is talking about. I don’t want to say that I’m on top right now – I feel like I’m kind of an underdog in a cool way. It’s almost punk rock to like me because it’s not the right thing to do. Like, society wants to shut me down.”
No, Miley, society wants you to shut your fucking tongue down and keep it in your mouth. But seriously…
Fuck society, Miley! Down with society, Miley! Rage against society, Miley! Miley might have a point. Whenever I hear “Wrecking Ball,” I want to kick a cop, knock over a trash can, spray paint a wall and pierce my tongue with a hot safety pin, and that’s mostly because I am sick of hearing it and hearing it makes me want to raaaaaage until it gets out of my head.
Now that I think about, Miley might be the most punk rock thing in music right now and that says everything. Sid Vicious is probably
rolling twerkin’ in his grave.