But What Does Morrissey Have To Say About This?

Pippa Middleton, the basic version of Jan Brady to Duchess Kate’s basic version of Marcia Brady, is getting bombed with bird shit by animal rights activists after this picture of her and some friends proudly smiling in front of a bird massacre was posted to Instagram over the weekend. The Daily Mail (via Canada.com) says that this isn’t Pippa first time hunting. While climbing up the social ladder, Pippa sometimes stops and pulls out her rifle to shoot at a bird flying by. Many said that this picture is covered with layers upon layers of disrespect and shame, because all these bright shiny hunters are smiling over a bunch of dead pheasants and partridges. Brian May of QUEEN was not amused by any of this and spit on all their smiling faces.

I struggle to understand the smiles in this picture. The Daily Mail thinks it's rather jolly. This is Britain 2013 http://t.co/Rgm20XfgWu

— Dr. Brian May (@DrBrianMay) October 6, 2013

This outrage reminds me… I have a friend on Facebook who always posts pictures of his food, because you know, I really need to know what goes into his stomach bag and food always looks extra delicious when it’s photographed in dim lighting with an iPhone. One time he posted a picture of him smiling huge while holding a plate of steak up to his face. One of his friends freaked out over the picture and wrote something like, “Tacky!  Would you take a picture of yourself smiling next to the carcass of a slaughtered cow?” Well, Facebook friend’s friend, Pippa Middleton would. Get her! Drag Her!

And well, at least Pippa isn’t showing off her ass in that picture. So there’s that.

Since Morrissey hates the royal family as much as he hates the killing of animals, I really need to hear him rant about this. But it might be a while before he releases a rage-filled rant, because it’ll take him a minute or two to find the head that blew off of his neck after he saw this picture.