Miley Cyrus Really Took Sinead O’Connor’s Advice

October 3, 2013 / Posted by:

You might want to scream at your co-workers to stay out of the office bathroom and to clear a path for you, because these pictures by Uncle Terry of Miley Cyrus suffocating her lizard clit with a leotard will make you want to give your tortured eyeballs a whore bath in the sink.

So yesterday, difficult brown conquerer Sinead O’Connor posted a long open letter to Miley Cyrus in response to Miley saying that her video for Wrecking Ball was inspired by Sinead’s video for Nothing Compares 2 U. Sinead told Miley to put her clothes back on and press the stop button on all the ho shit, because she might think that she’s empowering young women by being all sexually free and shit, but she’s basically just a prostitution whore pop puppet who’s making rich old music executives even richer. Every time Miley thrusts her barely-covered crotch, a music executive’s checking account grows. You can read Sinead’s entire “slap to Miley’s chipmunk head” letter here, but here’s the part where she tells Miley to basically disown everyone who hasn’t told her to stop (cut to Billy Ray shaking out of his mullet).

You also said in Rolling Stone that your look is based on mine. The look I chose, I chose on purpose at a time when my record company were encouraging me to do what you have done. I felt I would rather be judged on my talent and not my looks. I am happy that I made that choice, not least because I do not find myself on the proverbial rag heap now that I am almost 47 yrs of age.. which unfortunately many female artists who have based their image around their sexuality, end up on when they reach middle age.

Real empowerment of yourself as a woman would be to in future refuse to exploit your body or your sexuality in order for men to make money from you. I needn’t even ask the question.. I’ve been in the business long enough to know that men are making more money than you are from you getting naked. Its really not at all cool. And its sending dangerous signals to other young women. Please in future say no when you are asked to prostitute yourself. Your body is for you and your boyfriend. It isn’t for every spunk-spewing dirtbag on the net, or every greedy record company executive to buy his mistresses diamonds with.

As for the shedding of the Hannah Montana image.. whoever is telling you getting naked is the way to do that does absolutely NOT respect your talent, or you as a young lady. Your records are good enough for you not to need any shedding of Hannah Montana. She’s waaaaaaay gone by now.. Not because you got naked but because you make great records.

Whether we like it or not, us females in the industry are role models and as such we have to be extremely careful what messages we send to other women. The message you keep sending is that its somehow cool to be prostituted.. its so not cool Miley.. its dangerous. Women are to be valued for so much more than their sexuality. we aren’t merely objects of desire. I would be encouraging you to send healthier messages to your peers.. that they and you are worth more than what is currently going on in your career. Kindly fire any motherfucker who hasn’t expressed alarm, because they don’t care about you.

I’m kind of disappointed that Sinead didn’t throw a difficult brown reference in there, so let me do it for her: Miley, the music industry is a giant blob of anal numbing gel. You think that it’s helping you and is allowing you to have the hardest, best ass pounding you’ve ever had, but it’s really just masking the pain. When the numbness wears off and the gel is gone, the only thing you’ll be left with is a torn asshole and a bloody puddle of regrets. Okay, no that didn’t make any sense, but a Sinead post felt incomplete without butt sex talk.

And being the mature, smart and classy cunt that she is, Miley responded to Sinead’s thoughtful piece of advice by comparing her to Amanda Bynes and tweeting some tweets from a Twitter account that doesn’t even belong to the real Sinead.


And here’s what Sinead was talking about. It’s Miley looking like a barely legal lizard chipmunk with her nipple out while Uncle Terry’s tip gets moist. Give your eyeballs a pep talking before clicking on this NSFW mess.

Pics: Terry’s Diary

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