Oh, It’s Just RiRi Humping The Air On A Throne

October 2, 2013 / Posted by:

There’s a sewer opening next to the McDonald’s (fitting, I know) sort of near the house where I grew up and when I was a kid, we were told to never ever go into it.  My friend’s dad tried to scare us by saying that bad things happened in there and the It Clown probably lived there. But now I know why they didn’t want us to go down there. Because deep down in the sewer is RiRi humping the water while a gutter ass Carol Channing wig sits on top of her head.

Above is the video for RiRi’s 60-year-old song “Pour It Up” and it’s nothing but RiRi being the exquisitely demure blossom she is by letting a ghost piledrive her on her throne (at the 1:44 mark). Somewhere, Miley just stuck out her tongue, pulled out a Sharpie and wrote on it: Note to self – must do yourself up like a Betty Boop clown stripper for at least one video.

And for those of you are who saying that RiRi is thirstier than ever, here’s proof in GIF form that you’re right:

riritwerkingonthewater

Bitch doesn’t even stop twerking when she leans over to get a nice drink from the water.

(GIF via Tumblr)

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