Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 26, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Joan Wind, the 73-year-old twerking memaw who joined the 350-strong twerk train that set the Guinness World Record in NYC yesterday.

Joan Wind (which is the perfect bounce name) tells HuffPo that two or three years ago she found out about twerking, but she didn’t try to do it, because she didn’t think she could. Then the twerk Gods called her to the mirror and she did it. So when she left Macy’s in Herald Square yesterday and happened to walk right into a lake of seizure-ing asses, she was ready to drop it and show her twerk to the world. The Twerking Memaw turned her ass into a paddle and she hit that imaginary paddle ball until the imaginary string broke. Granny get your twerk! She knew that she’d have to soak half of her body in a tub of Icy Hot later, but she didn’t even care. I fully expect Life Alert to update their commercials and hire Joan Wind. I twerked and I can’t get up.

The Twerking Memaw says that she plans to start and teach a twerk class for seniors. I hope Joan Wind isn’t too strict with only letting seniors into her class, because Miley should sign up and learn from a twerker who twerks it better.

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