Miley Also Wore This Yesterday

September 22, 2013 / Posted by:

I know. Two Miley Cyrus posts in a row. If I post one more, you’ll all forward me your bills for the antibiotic eye drops the doctor will prescribe you at urgent care.

During the day yesterday, the hillbilly chipmunk lizard wore a pair of straitjacket panties and at night, she wore this incredibly elegant Abominable ┬áHOMan ensemble during her performance on the iHeart Radio mainstage in Las Vegas. I want to hate the hell out of this outfit, but I can’t, because if you ripped off those black head nipple covers and replaced her boots with exquisite Lucite heels, Miley would be wearing the exact same virginal outfit that Shauna Sand wore to her wedding reception. Hell, this might’ve been Shauna Sand’s First Communion dress!

Those sticky drops of something syrupy dripping down your screen is the elegance oozing out of this picture. Finally, Miley dressed herself like the refined and delicate pearl she truly is. And I don’t think Miley’s winking. Bitch’s left eyeball shut the shade over itself because it was sick of seeing the tip of Miley’s alien lizard tongue.

And as Liam dried his lonely tears on his Mexican piece’s crotch, Miley yodeled out “Wrecking Ball” last night:

Bitch’s live singing voice is like a wrecking ball smashing into my ears.

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