Rich Douches Of Instagram

September 14, 2013 / Posted by:

How to get your ass robbed in 1 easy step by Lord Scott Isadick:

1. Flaunt your cash, diamonds and gold on Instagram. The end.

The Lord Douche of Instagram Scott Disick decided to show the poors what you get when you fall out of a rich vagina and marry into a family of mutant fame whores who all traded their souls in for a Rolex covered in Satan’s shiny coagulated jizz balls. Scott Disick has always been understated and humble, so it’s not surprising that he would scoot his Louis Vuitton-monogrammed ass lips all over Instagram. And Goopy Paltrow is cackling at that picture of Scott’s roll of toilet money, because only bougie whores wipe their asses with money. When the real rich shit, their servants spray their b-holes with vintage Cristal Brut and they get their ass tunnels re-lined with Scottish cashmere.

And if there’s one thing that’ll get The Bling Ring back together, it’s this.

Pics: Instagram

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