Alec Baldwin Is Somebody’s Father Again

August 23, 2013 / Posted by:

A bunch of nurses and doctors all held their breaths and started dialing CPS today when Alec Baldwin held his newborn daughter in his arms and cooed into her ear, “Welcome the world, you ruuuuuby ball of adorableness.” Like Alec is really going to call a newborn a “rude, thoughtless little pig.” He’s going to at least wait until the kid is 5 or until she actually knows what “rude, thoughtless little pig” means.

55-year-old Alec Baldwin and his 29-year-old wife Hilaria Baldwin are parents to a brand new baby friend they named Carmen Gabriela Baldwin. Carmen is Hilaria’s first kid and Alec’s second. Hilaria gave birth in NYC today and a quick second after a human was pulled out of her body, she tweeted this:

I like the name Carmen, but I really thought that Alec was going to name her Queen.

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