Dr. Phil Tweets A Question, Twitter Goes After His Ass

August 21, 2013 / Posted by:

The empty Silly Putty egg with a stache that we all know as Dr. Phil asked his 1.1 million followers yesterday if it’s okay to do sex with a drunk girl. I think the real question is: Is it possible to fuck Dr. Phil while completely sober?

If drunk sex didn’t exist, then none of us would be looking at Dr. Dumb Fuck’s stupid face on his Twitter icon, because none of us would be here. But Dr. Phil wasn’t talking about “get drunk on wine coolers and drunkenly do each other on the kitchen floor” type of sex. Dr. Phil was talking about rape. So some people on Twitter used the hashtag #drphilquestions to make fun of his ass. After they did that, he erased the tweet and banished it to the land of the forgotten where his medical license lives. But people kept slapping at his butt chin on Twitter, so a rep from his show issued a statement to Deadline saying that he was asking a poll question and not making a joke:

“This Tweet was intended to evoke discussion leading into a very serious show topic based upon a recent news story, hence the #teensaccused label. It was a poll question, not a statement or a joke. As he has maintained over many years, Dr. Phil believes that the position of those incapacitated in any fashion; be it drugs, alcohol, age or mental illness can not and do not have the capacity to give their consent to anything, especially sex, which could have life changing repercussions. This was a research post in preparation for a show, not a personal post and Dr. Phil deleted it the second he saw it. It was clearly ill-advised. We sincerely apologize that it suggested anything other than what was intended, data gathering. As you can imagine, Dr. Phil is very upset that this happened.”

See, he was just taking a poll. Dr. Phil was out with one of his sad pieces (Note: It was supposed to be “side pieces” but “sad pieces” works so much better.) and after a few drinks of the sweet nectar, he wanted to know before she sobered up. That’s all.

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