EVERYTHING: Prince’s New Single Cover Is

August 19, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Twitter’s lone selfie master and Watchtower’s Playmate of every year tweeted his cover art for his new song “Breakfast Can Wait” and even though I don’t appreciate that song title (PANCAKES CAN NEVER WAIT), I do appreciate that perfect cover art. That perfect cover art is the blueberry syrup on my pancakes. The picture was taken from The Chappelle Show’s Prince sketch starring Dave Chappelle as Jehovah’s sexiest witness. Who ever the hell came up with the saying, “anything can happen,” was talking about Prince actually showing that he has a sense of humor.

And here’s a preview from Prince’s song. Yes, it’s from YouTube (aka Prince’s former nemesis). The world keeps showing that it’s a strange place:

My one wish for the day is that Prince’s video will be nothing but him rolling around naked on a giant breakfast plate while Diamond and Pearl (they need a comeback) pour syrup all over him.

via HuffPo

Tags: Panty Creamer of the Day, Prince, Things That Make Me Pucker

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