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“You think I would be jealous of that? Really? With my natural beauty, not a drop of makeup on my face… And that one with all that lipstick and rouge. Do you think I’m jealous of her?” is just one of the cuntified jewels that fall out of the Evil Queen’s mouth in this video taken after a little girl asks her why she’s so jealous of Snow White. A treasure box of bitchery was opened and the Evil Queen dragged all those simple princesses by their wigs without barely lifting a finger. The Evil Queen doesn’t need a poison apple to knock those hos out and put them to bed. And she did it while talking in my favorite accent: the four years of theater school accent.

I worked at Disneyland as a bus boy when I was 17 and when I asked if I could transfer to a different job, the HR person told me that there were auditions for Tigger (and others characters). She said I was tall enough and I’d just have to bounce around for a little while. Her ass didn’t tell me that I also needed rhythm and the ability to not melt into a puddle of skin while trapped in a furry costume in 90 degree weather. I got cut after the second round, but while I was there, someone told me that the villains are the ones who have all the fun. Bitch wasn’t lying. The Evil Queen gets to be a bitch to little happy princesses and visitors. And afterward, she gets to go backstage, hike up her gown and talk dirty to Jack Sparrow while smoking a cigarette. Dream job!

And here she is letting the other queens know who the true Queen is.

Source: Reddit via Gawker (For John L, Katharine and Dani)