The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 29th!
April 30, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Goop the Musical” preformed by her pure, odorless, organically produced bowel movements. – flori-duh
Runners-up:
First E! brought you Kim and Kourtney Take Miami. Now get ready for Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Take a Dump. – Rocket
Teen Mom Farrah’s porno merchandise, such as the poo pillows, didn’t do so well. – misstia
Dairy Queen tried to increase sales of chocolate soft serve with a themed playground. It didn’t work. – Fruitibras
via PIU
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