If a Tumblr called Fetuses with iPhones existed, these pictures would be its crown jewels. Anne Frank’s homeboy Justin Bieber slapped at the haters who are constantly yelling at him to put on a shirt (see: Olivia Wilde) by posting a couple of shirtless selfies on Instagram with a couple of eye roll-inducing captions:
Breaking news @justinbieber posts two shirtless pics in a day could he be anymore full of himself -silly people
Breaking news worldwide @justinbieber just posted 2 shirtless pictures he must be going crazy’ -funny people #forthefansanyways #dontbecreepin :p
There are so many things Justin Bieber should be doing besides taking pictures of his fetus abs and his chewed-up bubble gum belly button. The Biebs needs to pull up his pants (I mean, he IS a big kid now) and he needs to work on his smolder. He wants to look all mysterious and sexy in a butch way, but instead he looks sad and disappointed. Like he just failed potty training again after making a poopy in his Pampers. Work on your smolder, Biebs.
If he really wanted to do something for the Beliebers, he’d get Anne Frank’s bio tattooed on his chest, take a picture of that and upload it to Instagram, because some of those children don’t even know who she is. I mean….