Margaret Thatcher Has Died
Margaret Thatcher (seen above wearing a gorgeous yarn spaghetti side weave) is somewhere in the after world spooning with Ronald Reagan, because she died of a stroke at the age of 87 this morning. Because I only get my highly important international news from the esteemed literary journal The Sun, here’s a piece from their article about the death of the UK’s longest-serving prime minister:
Baroness Thatcher is understood to have died at the Ritz Hotel in London while recuperating after after a minor operation.
Current Prime Minister David Cameron today said: “It was with great sadness that l learned of Lady Thatcher’s death.“We’ve lost a great leader, a great Prime Minister and a great Briton”.
Buckingham Palace said the Queen was “sad to hear the news”.
The Baroness will receive a ceremonial funeral with military honours at St Paul’s Cathedral followed by a private cremation.
Pour one out for Margaret Thatcher and by “one” I mean a gallon of milk. And if you were born before 1990, pour a morning cocktail into your mouth hole, because you’ll need it to deal with all the young hos who think that Meryl Streep, a Harry Potter character and Cher died today.