“There’s Not A Foal In There. We’re Just Attention Whores.”

April 2, 2012 / Posted by:

I am temporarily interrupting your eyes’ ride of ecstasy on Wayne Newton’s veal parmesan face to bring you these pictures of Eddie Squintbrian and Falcor Rimes starring in The Neverending Whoring at last night’s Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas. Eddie and LeAnn were cheesing it up for the cameras like there’s one spot left on InTouch Weekly’s cover and it’s printing day. In the span of just a few minutes, these two whores started a pregnancy rumor, burned retinas by kissing and then LeAnn flared her teeth like a buck-toothed pony doing Liz Lemon doing Julia Roberts’ cackle. There are a million reasons to hate on Eddie and LeAnn (example: making you hate Equus for putting ideas into Eddie’s head), but you can not deny their red carpet whore game.

Although, LeAnn should’ve toned down that laugh a bit. The last time I saw a malnourished creature maniacally neigh like that, it was in a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie and it ended with the farmer sadly telling his young son that his “pal” has gone crazy and needs to go to “the farm” to get some “sleep.”

And wearing that dress is only okay if you’re a back-up dancer at the club where Kate Capshaw performed in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

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