On the left is a Photoshop artiste’s rendering of Lil’ Kim Jong-Il, and on the right is a hot bitch who pretty much knows it won this battle without even clenching its anal glands and moving its paw. Kim tried to win this shit by getting a ho to Photoshop her arms until they looked like two twigs harvesting skunk testicles on them. (Seriously, Kim’s arms are what a dick looks like when it does ass sex with a Kardashian before her daily crack wax and dingle cleanse.) But the poodle truly knows how to wear pube puffs on its limbs. Therefore, the poodle wins (like you didn’t already know).
And in case you a need a reminder on Photoshop’s talent at turning fuckery into mega fuckery, here’s the full promo tease from Kim’s new album:
Bitch looks like a Barbie that became a new home to a family of woolly bear caterpillars after it was left out in the backyard. Kim even has that “forgotten Barbie” look about her. But I shouldn’t hate, because I’m sure PayPal is tripling up their server since it’s obvious that Kim’s new album is going to top the PayPal charts!