What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

Leave it to Basement Baby to recreate Lisa Bonet’s favorite back in the day pool outfit using a crochet hanging fruit basket, black licorice, Tina Knowles’ old freakum pants and a hat she snatched from the Gardner as he trimmed the shrubs near her basement window. There’s a good reason for why Tina stuffed those pants into the bottom of her old clothes box in the basement, because she knows that anything that makes your crotch look like it’s hyperventilating should never see the light of day again.

This mess looks like a still from a lost episode of Good Times where J.J. dressed in drag as Thelma to fuck with Keith. Dy-NO-mite. Actually, since I put it that way, this really is the look after all.

Here’s more of Solange Pam Grier-ing all over the place at the Elle Women in Music concert in Hollywood last night.