Two Orange Peas In A Blonde Weave Pod

Even though Lindsay Lohan (24, left) hasn’t officially signed on to play Victoria Gotti (48, right) in the John Gotti biopic (pending if the Gotti family can find that trunk of money buried in the desert to give to the insurance company), they still touched thirsty weaves at a press conference in New York this afternoon. So, LiLo doesn’t have the job but she still showed up to company picture day? Everyone involved is bold as all hell.

It was a good move, though. Because LiLo’s weave, which usually looks it was put together with patches found at the bottom of a beauty salon drain, looks almost fresh and natural next to that mop of frayed rope on Victoria’s head. If you farted too hard near Victoria’s flammable weave, the whole room would blow up. But you know, I shouldn’t hate, because think of all the blood Victoria’s mop can soak up from the garage floor. That mess on her head does double duty!

Anyway, the producers of Gotti: Three Generations not only said that LiLo is in serious talks, but they also confirmed that John Travolta will play John Gotti and Joe Pesci will play Angelo Ruggiero. The rest of the cast will be announced in the next few weeks.

And here’s a few more pictures from today’s press conference, which looks more like the worst booth at a wig show. From Victoria to LiLo to that horse’s ass cheek on John Travolta’s head… Just tragic all around.