QOTD: Vanilla Ice On His Pig-Humping Kangaroo

January 26, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

For those of you who found this post by Googling “Kangaroo Pig Sex“, I apologize that I’m not going to give you what your sick ass wants. But I will give you this picture of Vanilla Ice with Bucky Buckaroo, which might have the same effect. Vanilla, who is currently starring in Dancing on Ice in the UK, tells Metro about the kangaroo pig dry fuck party going on in his backyard.

Bucky Buckaroo. He’s a great guy. I’ve had him since he was a baby and now he’s 5ft 10in. He’s spoiled rotten – he has his own enclosure and a female pot-bellied pig in there who is his lover. Kangaroos will hump anything. I think the pig likes it. There’s also a goat in there who he grew up with but they’re just friends.

Kangaroos will hump anything? Why the hell did Mel Gibson leave Australia then?

And I feel totally ripped off that I watched every episode of Vanilla’s show on the DIY Network and not ONCE did he build a kangaroo pig sex sty in the backyard. The fuck is wrong with him?

(Thanks Abigail)

Tags: Animal Stories, Quote of the Day, Yeah Okay

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