It’s The Puppy Bowl VII Starting Line-Up!

January 25, 2011 / Posted by:

The sporting of event of the year is less than two weeks away and Animal Planet has released its starting line-up featuring hard bitches who aren’t afraid to hump a trick on the field or snot on their teammate’s fur. You know, just like that other less popular game.

All these damn PUPPIES!!! making PUPPY!!!! faces like they can’t to tackle their PUPPY!!! opponents during the PUPPY!!! bowl. You’re going to have to save up all your awwwwwws for next Sunday. You’ll be awwwwing the entire time. Well, almost the entire time. You’ll have to put your awwww on pause when they start sticking their noses in each other’s fur holes. Whenever that goes down at the dog park, I just turn around and softly hum a Sade song to give those bitches some ambiance.

Anyway, here’s a few pictures of the starting line-up. The rest are at Animal Planet.

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