And What Is Going On Here Exactly?

September 13, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

When I first clicked on this picture, I felt like I was coming home with my arms filled with groceries to find my piece giggling on the sofa with the shifty skank slut whore tramp from next door. Bags dropped, naranjas rolled across the floor and the tea kettle screamed!

I should’ve seen this coming, because Andy Cohen always has one eye on the camera and the other eye on your man’s dick! That lazy eye wants to lay right next to the silver field of dreams on Mah Boo Anderson Cooper’s crotch. This is so. That woman behind Andy is probably texting some shit like: “Witnessing an evil act of homowreckery right here!”

Oh, how I just want to mount SJP, signal her to kick Andy out of the way and then throw Mah Boo on back so that the three of us can gallop far far far away!

While I go and sharpen my shank and practice my dance-off moves, look at these pictures of three gays and a little filly at the Diane Von Furstenberg show in NYC last night.

Tags: And You Are....?, Anderson Cooper, Hand Me My Shank, Sarah Jessica Parker

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