Aubrey Ho’Day Is Back!
The only reality show Aubrey O’Day should be on is Animal Cops, because of all the fuckery she has put Ginger O’Day (the bitch on the far left) through. If the picture above moved, you’d see Ginger blinking a message in Morse code with her eyes. Bitch would be like: “H-E-L-P-M-E-E-E-E”. But I’m sure we’ll see Ginger’s blink for help in Aubrey’s new reality show for Oxygen. Yes, Aubrey is getting her own reality show, because giving hand jobs to any dude in a suit will eventually pay off for some hos (I’m still handjobbing away….)!
The press release from Oxygen is hilarious. White Oprah must be writing press releases in her spare time:
“Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on. We’re excited to deliver her story as she battles the issues that resonate with our audience, from self-doubt and body image to an intense desire for success and redemption.”
More like we’ve watched Aubrey go from having a normal face to looking like a bronzer-covered goiter ripped off of Kim Kardashian’s taint. And who is sitting in Aubrey’s cheer section? Okay, Ginger is, but only because she’s trying to escape by crawling between the bleacher seats.
via THR