Thanks to all of you sucio fucks out there who passed me this supposedly real picture of Ke$ha with peen leche on her body. In case you couldn’t tell by the totally subtle watermarks, the picture was leaked by someone who goes by the name of DJ Stolen. DJ Stolen was also nice enough to point out the spots where Ke$ha has jizz on her. He did that so you wouldn’t mistake it for the smegma that pours out of ears when listening to a Ke$ha song.
The worst part is that I don’t even see Ke$ha here. All I see is John Travolta resting after a play date with Tommy Girl down in the Scientology dungeon. Why, Xenu, why?!!
If it’s something you need in your life, click here for the NSFW picture.