Insert Beaver Joke Here

June 25, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Since Playboy has to wait a few more years before they can legally offer Justin Bieber the chance to show off his vagina (I’m going to get it for that) in their magazine, they have decided to hit up a different Bieber in the meantime. Blogger Zack Taylor (via HuffPo) claims that Playboy has offered Justin Bieber’s 34-year-old mother Pattie Lynn Malette a spread in one of their upcoming issues.

A source at Playboy says the offer is worth $50,000 and would only feature shots of where Justin breastfed from a couple of months ago (aka no vag).

This is most likely all kinds of false, but if it is true, why would Playboy think Justin Bieber’s mother would do this shit for only 50 grand? If they are looking for the mom of a tween star to flash her nipples in their magazine they should just go to their front door right now and open it. I’m pretty sure they’ll find Tish Cyrus slipping her resume under their door.

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Justin Bieber

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