Almost Lifelike

June 18, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

If it wasn’t for that bulging vein on her forehead, I’d assume this was an anamatronic blow-up doll at the porn museum. Now, I understand that Megan Fox has to inject Botox into her head to freeze all the millions of profound thoughts seeping from her brain so she can focus, but she should really stop putting that other shit into her face before Heidi Montag files a copyright infringement lawsuit against her or Spencer Pratt tries too woo her back with his crystals.

Although, if she keeps filling her lips with collagizz she won’t be able to move her mouth muscles anymore, which means she won’t be able to talk on her own. Hermmmm. Keep mouth fucking that needle, Megan!

And here’s more of Megan at last night’s Jonah Hex premiere in Los Angeles which included appearances by: Josh Brolin (is he coked up?) with Diane Lane, James Brolin with ~~John Goodman as Linda Tripp~~ Barbra Streisand, and Wes Bentley.

Tags: Megan Fox, Plastic Surgery

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