Can’t Be Tanned
May 8, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Miley Cyrus is still trying to gnaw off the chains put on her by the pimps at Disney and here’s her latest kick to Mickey Mouse’s culo. Miley is not only giving me shades of Brit Brit on the cover for her single “Can’t Be Tamed,” but she’s also giving me two different shades of skin tone! The face is white cheddar Cheetos and her stomach is regular. Couldn’t Mimi’s airbrusher also sprayed Miley’s face after he finished giving her trompe l’oeil abs?
And if this is making you a little uncomfortable, just squint your eyes and pretend it’s Billy Ray after getting lipo and ab implants. You know Miley borrowed that outfit from him. Truth.
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