Kate Hudson Titty Watch

April 30, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

All eyes (not really) have been on Kate Hudson’s chest area ever since the rumor went around that she got stuffed with tiny titty sacks the size of Heidi Montag’s nipple implants (you know that bitch got nipple implants too). Lately, Kate has been hiding her freshmen chichis, but she brought them out to play last night SANS bra.

Kate was as flat as Jon Grosselin’s crotch before, but I’m still not convinced that she got them plumped. Maybe her chest is swelling, because they are allergic to her douchebag poses. That could be it.

But you know what I am convinced of? I’m convinced that I need a hobby, because I’ve been staring at Kate Hudson’s chichis for 10 minutes straight. It’s probably because they look like two dwarf gerbils masturbating next to each other. Can’t you see their tiny penises? Yes, I need a hobby.

While I go and find one, look at these pictures of Kate at some Chopard event in NYC last night with Fishsticks Paltrow who looks like a lace butt tampon.

Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, The "Who Cares?" News

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