Broke Off, Dozed Off
April 7, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
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Thanks to professional shame walker, Kiely Williams, for that headline. Here’s the always pristine Pamela Anderson leaving a club in Hollywood early this morning to rush home to make her kids sandwiches for school. Pamela looked like she was drunker than a damn tequila worm.
You can tell that bitch is trying hard to keep the drunk barfs from slithering up her froat. She is not going to let the drunk barfs exit through her mouth hole, so they had to regroup and find another way out, which explains why she’s looking a little vommy in the nip area. Pamela, just throw a maxi-pad over your nips before you hit the clubs so this never happens again. I got you.
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