Eat, Fuck, Poop, Sleep

March 18, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

If you’re like me then you usually pray for sex (or “love” as some call it), get sex and then eat afterwards because an orgasm usually brings on the munchies. So shouldn’t the title of the book be Pray, Love, Eat instead of Eat, Pray, Love? Yes, it should.

Anyways, above is the trailer for the Fuck, Eat, Shit movie starring Julia Roberts as some co-dependent lady who runs off to foreign lands to find herself. Just call it Under the (fill in the name of a foreign country here) Sun. Of course there’s a scene where Julia Roberts is battling with her jeans. Why are women in movies always torturing their jeans?! Bitch, just get new jeans. Old Navy is having a special.

Oh, and Julia Roberts’ character needs to pull up a chair, because Charlene has something to tell her:

Tags: Julia Roberts, Yeah Okay

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