A Trailer For A Trailer For A Trailer

March 10, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

This is the 10 second preview for the teaser trailer for Twilight: Eclipse. Crazy.

So let’s run down this:

Actual movie = squirting orgasm
Theatrical trailer = sticking the tip in
Teaser trailer = hand job and clit rub
10 second preview for teaser trailer = finger bang (but just to the nail)

DAMN! Summit is really making these Twihards squirm for it. They should at least pass out bottles of sparkly Twilight lube, because those poor hos are going to be dryer than Gary Coleman’s skin by the time the actual movie comes out.

Now about this 10-second finger bang. Taylor Lautner needs to work on his romance-talk. I mean: “I’ll fight for you until your heart starts beating.” I know he’s saying until she turns into a vampire, but STILL! That’s not how you love up a bitch with words. If my heart stops beating first, you obviously didn’t fight hard enough. If you loved me like that, you would punch tricks for me until YOUR HEART quit it. Stop lying.

via Coming Soon

Tags: Ellen Degeneres, Panty Pudding, Twilight, Yeah Okay

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