CORRECTION: Money Does In Fact Sleep

January 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Catherine Zeta-Jones’ plastic surgery bills don’t pay themselves, so Michael Douglas had to get back out there and make some damn money. That’s the only reason I can come up with as to why there is a sequel to Wall Street. But anyways, here is the trailer.

The title of this shit lies. They are making it sound like money has insomnia. I know for a fact that money is not wide awake at night watching HSN and downing warm milk laced with crushed Simply Sleep pills in order to finally get some Zzzzzs.

Money was definitely fast asleep the other night when I went to the ATM to pay it a visit and got an “insufficient funds” notice instead. Lazy ass money couldn’t come to the damn door because it was alseep! Or maybe nobody was home. No, money was definitely hugging a body pillow in bed.

And what is it with Shia starring in unnecessary sequels with old dudes we may or may not still fap to. First it was Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones, and now it’s Michael Douglas in this mess. What’s next? Shia and Sean Connery in the sequel to First Knight called Second Knight?

Tags: Michael Douglas, Shia LaDOUCHE

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