Mimi Did It Again

January 7, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Mimi followed up her Asti-sponsored drunk speech at the Palm Springs Film Festival by giving a possibly booze-fueled (or good shit-fueled) speech at last night’s People’s Choice Awards. But Mimi’s speech wasn’t the best part of her act (neither was her pit cleavage or back souffle).

The best part was watching her take approximately 6 hours and 22 minutes to get to the stage. For a few seconds there I thought CBS had cut to the National Geographic Channel and we were all witnessing a butterfly desperately trying to wiggle its way out of a cocoon made of Spanx. A beautiful wreck.

And even though I think Mo’Nique should get a Lifetime Achievement Oscar for the way she dramatically threw down a plate of pigs feet in Precious, the Academy should really give the Best Supporting Actress award to Mimi’s moustache instead. This is a speech the world’s soul needs to see.

Tags: Drunks, Mariah Carey, Theater

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