Tila Tequila Is Not Pregnant

December 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Color me fucking shocked, because Tila Tequila jumped the womb by announcing on her Twatter that she’s knocked up. The other day, Tila caused a bunch of hos to Google “Can ladyboy leprechauns get pregnant?” when she said that she is acting as a surrogate for her brother and his wife. Thankfully, there’s a glimmer of hope for humanity because she is not currently carrying a fetus in her Easy Bake Oven. BITCH BOGUS!

Tila told Life & Style, “I’m about to be. When I tweeted that, I figured there’s not enough space in the 140 characters. [I meant] I’m going to give him a Christmas present that’s going to change his life. I don’t have time to take care of a real baby of my own — not yet however — I feel I am very ready to experience the whole pregnancy process but without having to actually have the baby as mine, my own to take care of.”

And there you go, this has been another chapter in The Ladyboy Who Cried Wolf.

Tags: Tila Tequila, Yeah Okay

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