Right Where Hulk’s Face Belongs

December 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

You may have already heard the one about Linda Hogan taking everything from Hulk Hogan’s house including his prized toilet seat. Only Linda Hogan would want a toilet seat embedded with Hulk’s ass dust.

Anyyouknowtheresshitcrustontheretoo, Linda has issued a press release to explain why she snatched Hulk’s favorite wooden toilet seat. Linda releasing a statement about a toilet seat is as natural as a midnight bowel movement. This is what Linda farted out:

He knows I’m using the wooden toilet seat as frame for his picture ever since I found out he is a serial cheater and liar. Once he comes clean and starts to be honest, he can have it back.

Even though Linda learned that trick at the kindergarten school of revenge, it’s still fitting. However, Linda’s wall of beautiful family memories would look much better if she hung her picture in a trash can frame next to Hulk’s.

Tags: Buying Children, Hogans, Raffey, Trash

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