Levi Johnston Is Getting That Money One Nut At A Time
October 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
For some reason, Levi Johnston is in a commercial for pistachios with his bodyguard/manager/Palin-blocker Tank. When I think of nuts, I usually think of Cisco Adler or Courtney Love, but I guess Levi works? Tank better cover Levi’s nuts at all times, because Sarah Palin is going to try to shoot them from her plane when she watches this shit.
And who needs protection while eating nuts anyway? The best part is when the peen slaps you in the eye! If you don’t enjoy that shit, I guess you can use a tripod.
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