If Courtney Love Calls, Don’t Pick Up!

That’s because she’s probably cold-calling like a telemarketer trying to get hos to donate to her situation. The Sun says that Courtney Love’s checking account is pretty much at zero like her sanity levels.

Apparently, Courtney Love has been telling friends that she can barely feed her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean and is about to get put out of The Mercer Hotel, because she’s only got a few coins to her name. Some source said that Courtney told her friend, “I’m fucked now dude. I have 120 bucks, my kid hasn’t had a decent meal and I’m getting evicted.”

Last Month, Courtney tried to tap into Frances Bean’s trust fund, but bitch got denied.

First of all, I wonder what Courtney’s idea of a “decent meal” is? I’m guessing a pack of Reds, a few stale fries from McDonald’s, half of a pack of relish and maybe a pistachio nut she found in her sofa.

Second of all, I’m sure Courtney isn’t broke BROKE. I mean, maybe she lent some money to that Nigerian prince again and he’s totally going to pay her back when he moves millions of his own money from his homeland. Or maybe Courtney just misplaced her money………in her nostrils.

Court obviously needs Detective La Toya to grab a magnifying glass and track down her missing money. And if Det. La Toya can’t do that, she can at least show Court how to whore it up for a quick dolla!