Vision Of Booze (And Boobs)
September 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Mimi stumbled out of Mr. Chow last night looking like a sturdy unicorn who ate too many fermented apples in the orchard. Mimi said herself that she’s eternally 12, so she probably gets drunk just from drinking a Shirley Temple too fast. Or maybe homegirl didn’t even drink at all and the alcohol in all the Dep gel she used to achieve those early 90s curls seeped into her skull giving her a buzz. Wait, that could be possible. I know what I’m doing tonight.
Luckily, Mimi’s manservant, who dressed the part, was there to safely guide her drunk ass to the car.
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