Where Do I Start?
August 21, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
When I downloaded these pictures of White Oprah Sr. in NYC yesterday, my laptop immediately crashed. It knew that there was really nothing more to say about this mess. I mean, not only is LiLo standing in front of a gay bar I once got kicked out of for giving a handjob to some dude wearing a toupee (it was a dark time in my life), but she still looks like a Southeastern lot lizard circa 1987. AND let’s not get into the power bottom ass lips on her face or her glittermeister friend’s Jackie Collins-approved bedroom slippers. Let’s do it like my laptop and shut it all down!
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