Bitch Is Running!

Ryan Jenkins, the contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire who is a “person of interest” in the murder of his wife, has gone on the lam! No, Mimi, stop clapping. Not that kind of lamb.

TMZ says that witnesses spotted Ryan’s black BMW SUV in Washington State last night. Officers later found the BMW with nobody in it. They believe Ryan might have crossed the border into Canada by foot. They are currently searching for his ass. Paging, Detective La Toya Jackson, your services are needed at the Canadian border!

Ryan is a resident of Canada and the country will not extradite his ass back to the US if he is charged with a capital crime. But if he’s charged with a non-capital crime, they will gladly hand him over. So that means the US can tell Canada, “Oh, he’ll be fine. We won’t gas him. We promise!” And then when the US hands him, they can say, “SIIIIIIKE! We were crossing our fingers. We got you!!!.” Or something.

And the plot thickens! TMZ has reason to believe that Ryan might be trying to get to Honduras. Ryan’s father was the architect on some fancy resort over there. And his daddy also owns a private plane.