Are You Smarter Than Patricia Heaton?

August 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Patricia Heaton is more annoying than a wart on the peen hole (don’t ask), so let’s all point and laugh at her stupid ass while watching this clip of her appearance on last night’s Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?. Patty was on the show to win $50,000 for her charity, The Patricia Heaton Needs A New Brain Fund. All she had to do was answer one simple question, but even that was too hard for her.

Now, Patty started being annoying right at the beginning by saying people in Middle America are “nicer” and “smarter” than the rest of the country. Then, came the question:

If a euro is worth $1.50, five euros is worth what?

A. Thirty quarters
B. Fifty dimes
C. Seventy nickels
D. Ninety pennies

Patricia said she wasn’t good at math, because she went to Ohio State, Yes, that’s Patricia being “nicer” than all of us. Then she asked to use one of her life lines and when that failed, she was all ready to throw in the towel. Thankfully for Patricia, Regis was there to take her by the hand, walk her up to the chalkboard and help her answer the question.

Even my stupid ass knew the answer right away. That’s saying a lot about Patricia, because I have the math skills of a plastic ficus tree.

Patricia should take whatever it is she’s injecting into her lips and put it in her head instead. Maybe that will fill some of the empty space in there.

Tags: Dumbasses, Uncomfortable

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