Kourtney Kardashian Forgot To Take Her Birth Control Pills

August 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Kourtney Kardashian is 5-months pregnant and the father is her on-and-off-again boyfriend Scott Disick (the “s” is silent). Kourtney is currently working the famewhore stroll to not only promote her fetus, but to also push that reality show she did with accidental coke snatcher Khloe Kardashian. During a radio interview with Ryan Gaycrest this morning, Kourtney talked about how she got pregnant:

“This probably sounds so dumb, but there’s so many times I’ll forget to take my pill and I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. It’s just so stupid.”

Our government has let us down, because any famewhore with the last name Kardashian, Montag, Hilton or Hogan should have to eat, drink, inject and breathe birth control pills all day and night. Even the dudes. It should be a law. And if they forget just once, they should be jailed for the rest of their lives where their mouths will be strapped to an automatic birth control pill feeding machine.

VIA UsWeekly

Tags: Dumbasses, Knocked Up, The Other Two Kardashians, Uncomfortable

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