The Photoshop Awards: THIS

August 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

No, this is not a picture of Kate Gosselin’s possum head in better days. This is an expertly Photoshopped picture of some kind of animal creature named Max. According to The Sun, Max is Britain’s perfect pet! Max is also a perfect nightmare!

So, Scientists pushed aside less important projects like “finding a cure for cancer” and “finding out what exactly made Jon Gosselin turn full douche” to study what makes the perfect pet. They took to the streets and asked 2,000 people what kind of traits they look for when choosing an animal friend. Based on those results, they came up with this!

Max has the ears of a rabbit, the face of a cat, the body of a golden retriever and the tail of a horse. Max sleeps for 9 hours a day and he loves taking walks. And he will probably suck the life out of you when you sleep or chew at your toes when you’re sitting on the couch.

You know, they should’ve asked my ass what traits I look for in a perfect pet. The perfect pet to me is one who doesn’t piss on my shoes, who doesn’t bark when I have a hangover and who will go out and get a job so it can support my ass. Can Max do all that? If so, send me two of him and I’ll find a way to deal with his creepy looks.

Tags: Animal Stories, Photoshop Awards

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