Pole Wars: Miley VS Noah

August 10, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

At last night’s Teen Choice Awards, the Princess of Prostitots showed all the little kiddies how the Cyrus’ do it by working a pole on top of an ice cream cart. Yes, a pole on an ice cream cart. Thank you, Miley, for giving PedoBear a brilliant business idea. PedoBear’s “Shake It For a Cone” ice cream cart coming soon! Don’t got any coins for an ice cream treat? That’s ok! Just get up on that pole and do it Cyrus-style! Seriously, God, it’s okay if you want to push that red button already. I think we’ve seen it all here. Or have we…..?

Last week, I posted some pictures of Miley’s 9-year-old sister Noah posing around a pole at some party, Well, there’s video! Here’s Noah and her friends swinging around a pole while grown-men watch. I. CAN’T. I. CANNOT. Okay, that button needs to be pressed NOW!

And why would I not be surprised if Rhode Island’s Cheaters Strip Club sent out a recruiter to the Cyrus family home?

Here’s some pictures from last night of Miley, Billy Ray, Noah and her friends. I didn’t know Noah was a Ramones fan! I can’t wait for her cover of “The KKK Took My Baby Away.”

Tags: Ed Westwick, I Can't With You, Miley Cyrus, Prostitots, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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