Soookeh And Bill Are Getting Married

August 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Spokeswhores for both Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer tell People that the two are going to go down the aisle, kiss in front of a preacher and do all that wedding stuff, because they are engaged. I hope that when they are pronounced vampire and telepath, Stephen turns to everyone and declares, “Sookeh iz mahn!” And then Sookie will sigh and say, “Awwww Beeehl.” Seriously, their Southern accents are the best. By the “best,” I mean the worst. Anyway…..

27-year-old Anna and 39-year-old Stephen first met on the set of True Blood. They somehow fell in love between filming scenes of them making fake bloody love to each other. Their reps say they started dating on February 24th (SO EXACT!).

Stephen has two children from another relationship. There’s been a few rumors that Stephen dropped his old piece to pick up Anna. If that’s the case, come on down, Anna! Sienna Miller would like to proudly welcome you into the Bull Dozer Vagina Club!

P.S. – Doesn’t Stephen Moyer look totally differenct without his face covered in white flour, translucent foundation (shade: Nicole Kidman) and geisha snot?

Tags: Engagements, Janet Jackson, True Blood

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