George Clooney’s Piece O’ The Moment?

July 28, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

George Clooney has sent his last piece back to the cocktail waitress factory and is now getting finger banged (you know how he does) by Italian TV presenter Elisabetta Canalis. Radar says that George and Elisabeth have been on a few dates together in Rome while he’s getting ready to shoot a movie there. Also, George mainly lives at his pad in Lake Como, Italy.

30-year-old Elisabetta currently hosts the Italian version of MTV’s Total Request Live. But she’s hosted other shit and even had a bit role in Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo! Take that, Sarah Larson!

I looked high and low to see if Elisabetta has any experience serving cocktails and came up with nothing!! Bitch better doctor her resume and start practicing balancing martinis on a tray! If Elisabetta wants to stick around as George’s facial hair, she better learn the trade! George will put her to the test! If you spill even one drop, you’re out!

Tags: George Clooney, Yeah Okay

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