Kim Kardassian Is Working On An Album
Not an album of farts. Not an album of queefs. Not an album of fuck moans. Not an album of ass cheek clapping. Although, if she claps her ass really fast I’m sure it can whistle Juvenile’s “Back That Ass Up.” That album would go double toilet paper roll. No, Kim Kardassian is working on an album of MUSIC. At least that’s what she’s calling it.
BET says that Kim is in the studio working on an “R&B flavored” album. I guess Ray-J taught her everything she needs to know about R&B while he was slapping her nalgas with his Frankenpeen.
Kim recently spoke out about making “music,” “I’d have to hear a song and feel it out and see if it’s something I’d sound good at. I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an R’n’B twist to it… Filming the video would be fun, that would be the best bit…”
Oh! So that’s why Kim wants to get into the business. Bitch just needs another reason to act like a ho. Kim has already peppered her extreme skankness on TV, the internet, magazines, DVDs and on every member of the NFL, so now she’s taking on music. Or should I say “destroying” music. Bitch, don’t you know that you don’t need to put out an actual album to act like a big ass slut in a music video? That’s what YouTube is for!